Saturday, February 27, 2010

Well, that's it then

Civilization is officially OVER. From today's New York Times:

"Ruth Eldredge, 49, said she had decided on her dream ticket for 2012: Mitt Romney for President and Scott Brown for vice-president, with a promise that they'd make Sarah Palin secretary of state. "They'd be so good-looking that people would just love us," she said, meaning Republicans. "They're beautiful!"

Because beauty is the ultimate criterion for anything in the U.S.

2 comments:

Megan said...

AARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH.

This is the sort of thing six-year-olds say when asked how they'd choose the president.

Karen said...

Or Americans.

Not necessarily two mutually exclusive concepts.